Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Ratchet Swimmer Lookout Guide pt 1

This summer, stay cool and have fun Safely in all aquatic facilities and water park, ocean front, even amusement parks with water rides.

I must that in all my years of aquatic management, and aquatic rescue and safety, ive seen some funny, odd, hilarious, scary, and ratchetly crazy things that I feel like shouldn't happen in an aquatic area.... or elsewhere for some of these examples.

Let The Ban Against Ratchet Swimmers Begin

ThatSupermodel has compiled a list of ratchet things that have been witnessed and talked about by pool staff all around. 

The most ratchet thing a swimmer can do is Disobey ANY instruction the lifeguard, waterfront management, safety officials have given to you.
Not adhering to all facility guidelines at all times.Engaging in horse play, running, fighting, flipping, jumping, dunking, and diving or tossing othera in water not greater than your own height. This ratchet behavior leads to a increase in injury or death on the offending party, others,and or a lawsuit against them as well if injury or death occur.

Next ratchet thing is not taking a shower before and after being in pool ocean waterpark etc. The amount of work people like this gives lifeguard and management personnel is far to annoying to talk about. So lets talk about the health sides of this, chlorine or not, this is ratchet behavior. Doing this puts not only the offender but the entire facility at risk for bacterial and fungal infections, some in most cases can't be treated with chlorine or ph remedy alone. Any more questions? Leave your sweat, dirt, b.o, dirty weave, black white clear pink or any other color gel, moisturizer, spray, grease, deoderant and other body sprays and lotions OFF your skin, and in the shower. Thankyou

Next ratchet thing is when people come to the pool without swimming caps knowing they don't want their hair getting wet. So leave the plastic wrap, the ducktaped grocery bags, bandannas, du rags, wave caps, satin bonnets, rollers, and anything else you wouldn't wear to be caught dead in at home. Most times these offenders think nothing of the parody they are making themself out to be.

ThatSupermodel

Part 2 coming shortly


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